#2 if i were...

If I were the best chef in the world,I would have a small hotel and restaurant in a tropical island.there is a fresh air,fresh sea foods,vegetables,fruites and great scenery.Visitors could have the finest meal and spend fabuloustime at there. It's like a heaven.though i don't advertise myself,so very difficult to findout the place.Try if you want.

if i were....

If I were an American,I would speak American English and eat a bamburger,drink a beer everyday then I would be fat. American meal is too much greasy. So I don't like them despite I adore computer technologies that invented at U.S.A. However we're bored with internet because we can see almost informations of the world we are living. That's been losing our new discoverries. And I don't have an answer what to do.
Should I give up an internet?